Top 10 Reasons We Are Glad to Be Back in the USA

10. Toilet paper in public bathrooms.
9. Cars. Close parking. Less walking. Please, please, no more walking!
8. Elevators. Elevators that hold more than one person.
7. A language we can understand, even in Atlanta, kinda.
6. Air conditioning. AIR CONDITIONING.
5. Being someplace where the dollar can buy something.
4. Our own washer and drier.
3. Our Cell Phones will work!
2. Widespread use of deodorant.
1. Soda-pop, free refills, free water, ice ice baby. The USA is the super power of
beverages. Big Gulp. Supersize. Biggie size. Grande.